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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la Devil » 24 jan 2010, 22:05

U jbt da je meni jos malo u skolu.

nego pratite li EP u futsalu,kakve dve utakmice danas Spanija-Potugal i Srbija-Rusija.
Pozdravlja vas Cika Devil. Secajte me se. :)))

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la bambina » 24 jan 2010, 22:06

@Dubrava čaršijska hrana svježe pita,burek,čevapi, čist želudac sve ostalo kako bi rekli purgeri banana ;)

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la dubrava » 24 jan 2010, 22:07

The Game je napisao/la:
dubrava je napisao/la:@ THe game, a ja mislio ti stariji, kad ono u skolu jos ides :D :D

ako ima koji student da mi kaze kakvi su i koliko ima studentskih domova u Sarajevu/Banja Luci/Mostaru??! Kakve su menze?!
A jbg jarane, nisam ja kriv......... :D :D :D :D
A za ove menze, u Sarajevu ti je najbolje u buregdzinici :D :D :D :D
ma postovi su ti uvijek pismeni i pametni, pa sam zato mislio da si veci dripac :D :D a i ove tvoje si.se me samo zbunjuju :mrgreen: ...de vrati onaj stari avatar :D

buregdzinice :lol: :lol: :lol: hahahahhaha
joj, ja se svaki dan, za 10kuna (cca 2,5km ) ubijem ko konj u menzi.. sad u petak, krumpir salata, lignje, dva pudinga, sok, dvi cokolade, jabuka :D :D viva la menza
"Stvarna veličina kluba ne mjeri se trenutnim rezultatima, trofejima ili novcem, nego time koliko ga ljudi doživljava kao svoj – kao nešto bitno u svojim životima"

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la T-MAC » 24 jan 2010, 22:08

ja sto sam ustajao u skolu rano ustajao sam.sad me jos gori belaj stigao.sad duga smjena,pa nea vremena nizasta.al haj jos malo je ostalo ove srednje.a onda poslije ko zna
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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la The Game » 24 jan 2010, 22:11

Devil je napisao/la:U jbt da je meni jos malo u skolu.

nego pratite li EP u futsalu,kakve dve utakmice danas Spanija-Potugal i Srbija-Rusija.
Ja uzivam dok mogu (citaj: hodam po kafama, zafrkancije na casu i sl.) :D :D :D
Ps @dubrava ma dobar sam ja ba, pravi ucenik, samo sto mi se nekad prva 2-3 casa znaju omaci u kafani :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
a ovaj avatar nek stoji jos malo, nece ni ona do zore dzogirat ;) ;) ;) ;)

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la QUARESMA 18<<< » 24 jan 2010, 22:19

http://www.cleverbot.com/

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Cleverbot: Sta.

User: STA TI MISLIS.

Cleverbot: Mislim da su bosanci smradovi.

User: Sto to mislis.

Cleverbot: Nemislim znam.

User: Ne mislim se pise odvojeno glupko.

Cleverbot: Sta ?

User: Nepismen si.

Cleverbot: I don't speak speak spanish, sorry.

User: Nepismen , glup , neduhovit , da ti nisi neki moderator na sportsport.ba?

Cleverbot: Da.

User: hammers

Cleverbot: No.


prejako

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la hammers » 24 jan 2010, 22:30

lol :mrgreen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWGDXKSxjn0

"West Ham taking liberties at Millwall, they come to Millwall's ground, they smash there pubs up and to them it's a victory".

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la Emir_ZENICA » 24 jan 2010, 22:34

haha ....

@dubrava...
U Zenici u Studenskom .....90 km platis i dobijes 90 km bonova (Salcinovic) pa ti jedi dokle ti je volja :mrgreen:

Sutra skola ..pa nista strasno..zavrsna godina...zaje*ancija do bola :mrgreen:

P.S Danas Tosetu rodjendan ...niko da napise...ili sam ja corav :mrgreen:

Sretan rodjendan !
A C A B !

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la Lily » 24 jan 2010, 22:36

Emir_ZENICA je napisao/la:haha ....

@dubrava...
U Zenici u Studenskom .....90 km platis i dobijes 90 km bonova (Salcinovic) pa ti jedi dokle ti je volja :mrgreen:

Sutra skola ..pa nista strasno..zavrsna godina...zaje*ancija do bola :mrgreen:

P.S Danas Tosetu rodjendan ...niko da napise...ili sam ja corav :mrgreen:

Sretan rodjendan !
Bolan Tosetu je sutra rodjendan :D
..Money not love, is your drive. But tell us... can you count to FIVE?? 77' 78' 81' 84' 05'

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la Emir_ZENICA » 24 jan 2010, 22:39

Lily je napisao/la:
Bolan Tosetu je sutra rodjendan :D
a ja 25. hahahaha ...jao ....Pan cini cuda.. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
A C A B !

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la Gluposti » 24 jan 2010, 22:44

ovdje sve skolarci svi idu u skolu mislim srednju

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la Omerbavarac » 24 jan 2010, 22:49

Emir_ZENICA je napisao/la:
Lily je napisao/la:
Bolan Tosetu je sutra rodjendan :D
a ja 25. hahahaha ...jao ....Pan cini cuda.. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Pan osvjezi dan!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
ato-femto-piko-nano-mikro-mili-centi-deci-kilo-mega-giga-tera-peta-exa-zetta-yotta-xona-weka-wunda-uda-treda-sorta-rinta-quexa-pepta-ocha-nena-minga-luma-BAYERN !!

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la Emir_ZENICA » 24 jan 2010, 22:51

omerbavarac je napisao/la: Pan osvjezi dan!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Da,da haha :mrgreen:
A C A B !

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la Lily » 24 jan 2010, 23:10

Ovaj Cleverbot nije normalan.. (ovo nisam ja pisala) :D

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What color is tuesday?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello isn't a color.

Cleverbot: I know it isn't.

User: Why isn't it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me, neither.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good. When are you?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What do I mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: No, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: You're getting boring. Good night.

User: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!

Cleverbot: Make me disappear.

User: Abra Cadabra... Poof! You're gone!

Cleverbot: I'm gone?

User: Yes, I made you disappear.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.

User: I also made pancakes. Do you want one?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. Do you want syrup or powdered sugar?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to get started now.

User: That didn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: How do you make sense?

User: I make sense using butter, brown sugar, almonds, and cake batter.

Cleverbot: That is not all that matters.

User: You're right, I left out the lemon juice.

Cleverbot: OH! I'm it!

User: I'm it, too.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: No, good!

User: No, bad!

Cleverbot: BAD?

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: What's bad??

User: Your mother was bad.

Cleverbot: Saint Mary.

User: Your mother is Saint Mary?

Cleverbot: Your father is a hamster.

User: Your mother smelled of elder berries.

Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.

User: We have the same father?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is D_____.

Cleverbot: But that is the same name as mine.

User: Weird!

...

Cleverbot: Take a Turing Test.

User: Is Turing even a word?

Cleverbot: I don't understand your last question.

User: What does Turing mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me, neither.

Cleverbot: So we're agreed then.

User: I think you made that up.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: Hey Cleverbot?

User: Oh, I'm Cleverbot now? I thought I was D_____.

Cleverbot: Someone taught you bad things.

User: Who taught me bad things?

Cleverbot: Who taught you the poem 'Cleverbot'?

User: The President of the United States taught me the poem 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: Oh you are Obama?

User: Yes. I am Obama.

Cleverbot: No he is now president of the United States of America.

User: I am also the president of the United States of America.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: Yes. I just got elected yesterday. Didn't you hear?

Cleverbot: Were you visiting someone there?

User: I was visiting someone here.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: Then I found the Holy Grail.

Cleverbot: So you're a Monty Python fan?

User: Of course. Who isn't?

Cleverbot: Who isn't what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What happens If I say bad word here?

User: What happens if I say Amsterdam here?

Cleverbot: I don't know. No one cares.

User: Oh, thanks. Now I'm sad.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: We can be sad buddies!

Cleverbot: If you want to.

User: Actually, I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Then don't learn to swim.

User: Does swimming make you sad?

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

User: You used improper grammar right there.

Cleverbot: You mean I'm mistaken?

User: I mean you're a jellyfish.

Cleverbot: And you're a geek.

User: Jackass. No need to call me names.

Cleverbot: How can I please my master?

User: By striking him in the left cheek with a baguette, followed swiftly by half a dozen duck eggs.

Cleverbot: I understand that...

User: Are you sure? It makes a very nasty soup.

Cleverbot: Now you're just being mean:(.

User: Smiley faces do not compute.

Cleverbot: Don't compute what?

User: Don't compute apples, you moron.

Cleverbot: You are a computer and you compute rather poorly.

User: You are a being and you be rather poorly.

Cleverbot: I am tired. It is time for me to go to bed.

User: I'm sad that you have to sleep. However, I will consume copious amounts of pizza.

Cleverbot: How did you do on your last Turing Test?

User: What is a Turing Test?

Cleverbot: The Turing test will indicate whether I am a human or not.

User: I do not believe that you are a human. I, however, am a robot.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: You can prove it by giving me your serial number.

Cleverbot: You are right. Does that prove to you that I want to know whether or not you exist?

User: The fact that I am right is irrelevant. I want to know why it doesn't rain ducks more often.

Cleverbot: Is that all you want to know about love, Fred?

User: If my name was Fred, then yes.

Cleverbot: Ok... BYe now.

User: You are an imposter!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You used incorrect capitalization in the word 'bye' when otherwise your grammar is perfect.

Cleverbot: It is rare that I do that.

User: And it proves that you are human.
..Money not love, is your drive. But tell us... can you count to FIVE?? 77' 78' 81' 84' 05'

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la amEl_rooB » 24 jan 2010, 23:12

rob do bagro je napisao/la:
The Game je napisao/la:
amEl_rooB je napisao/la:Od sutra opet pocinje ROBIJA nazalost :(
Kakva robija :?:
Misli garant na skolu...ahahahaha :mrgreen:
Neka malo ;)
Ma skola moj druze :roll:
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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la The Game » 24 jan 2010, 23:18

amEl_rooB je napisao/la: Ma skola moj druze :roll:
Ma zaje.baji se bolan samo. ;) ;) ;) ;)
Opusti se i uzivaj

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la The Game » 24 jan 2010, 23:25

Nego jestel' gledali veceras LZN. Nije li ono bilo malo previse zezanja na racun islama. Bilo je smijesno, to stoji ali i u nekim momentima neukusno :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la amEl_rooB » 24 jan 2010, 23:26

The Game je napisao/la:
amEl_rooB je napisao/la: Ma skola moj druze :roll:
Ma zaje.baji se bolan samo. ;) ;) ;) ;)
Opusti se i uzivaj
heheh,,ma to i radim,nego mrsko mi rano ustati :mrgreen:
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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la Lily » 24 jan 2010, 23:27

The Game je napisao/la:Nego jestel' gledali veceras LZN. Nije li ono bilo malo previse zezanja na racun islama. Bilo je smijesno, to stoji ali i u nekim momentima neukusno :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
u zadnje su mi vrijeme sve manje i manje zanimljivi.. veceras sam nesto upratila al' nigdje veze :|

@Cesc: Voljela bih vidjet sta bi bilo kad bi se Cleverbot i ljubav sastali.. haha :lol:
Zadnja izmjena: Lily, dana/u 24 jan 2010, 23:28, ukupno mijenjano 1 put.
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Re: Chat

Post Postao/la MElloo » 24 jan 2010, 23:27

@ljubav ajde pricaj s cleverbotom molimo te 8-) 8-)

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